Geriatric Legion destroys Stroud!

Geriatric Legions turns Stroud into rubble!

Geriatric Legions turns Stroud into rubble!

So angered was the geriatric legion after what happened in Gloucester that they have destroyed Stroud as well. Where will it end… the humanity!

Geriatric Legion destroys Gloucester!

Geriatric Legions turns Gloucester into rubble!

Geriatric Legions turns Gloucester into rubble!

Sad news people. The residents of Gloucester put up a fight and annoyed the geriatric legion. The geriatric legion showed them no mercy and reduced the city to rubble.

History of the Geriatric Legions

With everyone uttering about the geriatric legions, they appear in the news every day, discovering where they will attack soon, it is crucial to realize where they originate from. The geriatric legions are mentioned in the newspaper on a daily basis. What the newspapers don’t mention is where the geriatric legions come from.

The geriatric legions have existed for a much longer period of time than you would suppose. It can seem like a recent phenomena but the reality is they have been in existence in one form or another for thousands of years.

The first time a geriatric legion appear in history are as the Mongols.  Careful planning and some fast horses they nearly invaded the  world. If it hadn’t been for the news that the stocks of tea and crumpets were getting low we would be under their rule now!

The crusades to the holy land are often called holy wars. This is not correct, they were actually formed because the geriatric legions wanted to retire somewhere warmer.

The French revolution wasn’t about the low earning rising up against the rich, but actually the geriatric legions unhappy at the poor quality cakes being produced.

World War I was again the geriatric legions kicking off. A geriatric legionnaire knocked over the dominos of a rival that of a rival legion, and the rest as they say is history.

As the name suggests, the cold war was a war over who controlled the supplies of gas to heat the houses of the geriatric legions.

Then the legions popped up again in the UK riots… that’s right people those that shall not be named are back!

Geriatric Legion History Video

Geriatric Legion History on Youtube

Watch and learn about the geriatric legions history…

Introduction to the Geriatric Legions

Ok this is the first post on the geriatric legions website. For more information  about the geriatric legions visit our ‘about us page’ in the top menu.


Regular updates on the geriatric legions will appear here, including legion members up close and personal, and where the legions have been sighted.


Watch this space, and stay safe…