History of the Geriatric Legions

With everyone uttering about the geriatric legions, they appear in the news every day, discovering where they will attack soon, it is crucial to realize where they originate from. The geriatric legions are mentioned in the newspaper on a daily basis. What the newspapers don’t mention is where the geriatric legions come from.

The geriatric legions have existed for a much longer period of time than you would suppose. It can seem like a recent phenomena but the reality is they have been in existence in one form or another for thousands of years.

The first time a geriatric legion appear in history are as the Mongols.  Careful planning and some fast horses they nearly invaded the  world. If it hadn’t been for the news that the stocks of tea and crumpets were getting low we would be under their rule now!

The crusades to the holy land are often called holy wars. This is not correct, they were actually formed because the geriatric legions wanted to retire somewhere warmer.

The French revolution wasn’t about the low earning rising up against the rich, but actually the geriatric legions unhappy at the poor quality cakes being produced.

World War I was again the geriatric legions kicking off. A geriatric legionnaire knocked over the dominos of a rival that of a rival legion, and the rest as they say is history.

As the name suggests, the cold war was a war over who controlled the supplies of gas to heat the houses of the geriatric legions.

Then the legions popped up again in the UK riots… that’s right people those that shall not be named are back!

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