Posts Tagged ‘legions’

Geriatric Legions Marching on Cardiff

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A geriatric legion has been sighted marching near Cardiff

Brandishing knitting needles this lot look up for a skirmish. They have smashed up a few youth centres so far, and have chased the youths away.

If you are in the area, I’d get out the way of the geriatric legion as soon as you can!!

Geriatric Legions Marching on Sunderland

geriatric legion marching

A geriatric legion has been sighted marching near Sunderland

News flash. A geriatric legions was sighted marching towards Sunderland earlier today. Apparently they have some mercenary Geordie football fans with them, wearing black and white striped tops and sipping on the brown stuff. A passer-by overheard some of the mercenaries say “Lerruz flush them Mackem’s doon the nettie”, which I have been reliably informed translates from Geordie to English as “Let’s flush those splendid chaps from Sunderland down the Lavatory”.

 

Introduction to the Geriatric Legions

Ok this is the first post on the geriatric legions website. For more information¬† about the geriatric legions visit our ‘about us page’ in the top menu.

 

Regular updates on the geriatric legions will appear here, including legion members up close and personal, and where the legions have been sighted.

 

Watch this space, and stay safe…